aphr0dyke:

this tweet hasn’t left my mind once in the two years since it’s been posted

modernbaseball:

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me….you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

I was supposed to go home for Mother’s Day but I have Covid instead.

nephilidae:

bogleech:

creepypasta for cats!!!!!!!!! one time one of the taller high up cats opened a food and you sniffed it and you didn’t like it. and instead of opening up a food you like the high up cat ate it because this food was NEVER(!!!!!!!!) going to be for you at all! It was for them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xiaq:

teobug:

escuerzoresucitado:

You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle

disgruntledseagull:

that’ll stop ‘em

pointnclick:

pointnclick:

I just ate basically uncooked oatmeal and it was pretty good

Just leave me alone

coughloop:

A little brown bunny was so kind and sweet it stretched its whole body out and got long enough to go to sleep